Delphi Strawberry Service

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine.
With this candle, I will light your way into darkness.
With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
Corpse Bride (2005)

the-me-conundrum:

Bert is pure sass

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

idriu95:

My T-shirt design for the great show Avatar the last airbender and The legend of Korra!
do you wanna have a chance to get this  shirt?VOTE HERE

idriu95:

My T-shirt design for the great show Avatar the last airbender and The legend of Korra!

do you wanna have a chance to get this  shirt?VOTE HERE

malin-j:

one day I might stop caring about them but not anytime soon

malin-j:

one day I might stop caring about them but not anytime soon

meabhd:

Hey guys I made some avatars of the PJO characters! Inspired by minuiko's minimalist pjo colour palettes which are amazing! Hopefully I did it right and everything outside the circles are transparent. If any of you want to use them as avatars please message me because I'd love to know!!

Edit: Some people are confused but the girl with the coral background is Calypso :)
vasirasart:

Happy Nico with his sisters.
I drew ghost!bianca ‘cause i do what i want don’t question my genius

vasirasart:

Happy Nico with his sisters.

I drew ghost!bianca ‘cause i do what i want don’t question my genius

coffeemakerway:

We know you, bro.
#JasonGrace #hoo #HeroesOfOlympus #percyjackson #pjo #coffeemakerway #doodle #hoo #solangelo #percico #lol

coffeemakerway:

We know you, bro.
#JasonGrace #hoo #HeroesOfOlympus #percyjackson #pjo #coffeemakerway #doodle #hoo #solangelo #percico #lol

thominhoandnewt:

[STRONG CURSING/LANGUAGE]

the war against gaea is actually won with leo’s true fire power: some good ‘ol dirty spanish cursing

I won’t translate what Leo’s saying but let’s just say Sammy is turning over in his grave

rhonocrs:

pls take this lazy dork

rhonocrs:

pls take this lazy dork

crimescenecumstains:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

crimescenecumstains:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

coffeemakerway:

Percy always-wondering-what-the-f*ck-is-going-on Jackson or #percyjackson btw #pjo #hoo #HeroesOfOlympus #doodle! #inktober #damnink #coffeemakerway #camphalfblood

coffeemakerway:

Percy always-wondering-what-the-f*ck-is-going-on Jackson or #percyjackson btw #pjo #hoo #HeroesOfOlympus #doodle! #inktober #damnink #coffeemakerway #camphalfblood