- Fan: With which Percy Jackson character you would like to have dinner?
- Rick Riordan: Tantalus, because I would get all the food.
Percy Jackson, A Summary Part 3:
- Percy: *arrives at Camp Half-Blood* Hello friends I am here
- Oracle: *gives prophecy*
- Percy: goodbye friends I am gone
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
This meets all the qualifications for being 100% utterly true